Alright, here we go. When I first seperated from my wife there was this girl. She was nice, kind, sweet, would do anything for me, and she wasn't toooo awfully bad to look at. We went out for a couple months and I had just got out of a 10 year marriage. Now I was out to sow some wild oats and act a fool and what not, AND I DID. So after the couple of months of this going on, I came clean with her, apologized for my actions and told her that I couldn't keep doing that becuase I had to much respect for her. Now all this was true I really felt that way and at the time I had no intentions of stopping running around with other women. So when I told her all this she said and I quote, "well I figured that. I know you have just come out of a long relationship with the same woman and although you shouldn't have done it I understand why you did." WHAT?????????????? IS THIS FOR REAL????????????? Set me back a few paces as you would expect. So I was like really and she said, "yes really, as long as you promise not to be doing that once we get married." I being stunned and shocked said, "of course not I would never do that once we are married" and we went our seperate ways. The further I got away from her, as I was leaving, the more my senses started to come back. And I thought "wait a minute, Once we get married??? What???" I realized that by her calm and subtle demeanor she had just tricked me into saying that I would marry her. OMG!!!! I immediately called her and said you know this is over, right, we are not getting back together much less getting married. She said well I was hoping but we can still be friends though right. And me being the person that I am said of course, we will always be friends. As a matter of fact we were friends before we started dating IDK why that would change. BIG MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that was several years ago and she is still my friend as much as I can tolerate her. She has some good qualities such as, she is dependable, helpful, caring, and giving. Now all of these characteristics depend on the situation and the way she feels from day to day and if things are going her way. On the other hand, she is clingy, needy, overbearing, demanding, controlling and let's not forget the most important thing FREAKING CRAZY.
The purpose of all that was to give you a little background on the girl that I will be talking about a lot in my blogs. The reason that I wanna blog about her tonight is because she found out that I have a blog and she snapped about it. She said what are you blogging about. I said just things in my life, things that are funny, characters in my life, and things that I think are interesting. She said are you gonna blog about me. I said are you serious. All the epic battles we have had, of course I am, that will make for wonderful topics. She went to raving and cussing and saying I was invading her privacy and I said know I'm not these are my life stories you just happen to be in some of them and I would never use your name. She said well everyone will know who you are talking about and I said no they won't that is ridiculous. So she stomped out of my house cussing and raising cane. So I called her and I said are you serious. She said you will write embarrassing things about our sex life in there. I said no I won't I'm just gonna write about stuff like what just happened and I will never say your name.
Anyway these are my experiences and I will write about them all I want. I won't use names to protect myself and to not embarrass them, lol. So this is her thisisme name: Psychotic Sally.
Give me three wishes: I wish, I wish, I wish you would b****.
~LIL Wayne~
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