Out of the mouth of babes.....

I live in a home with my three children (Malachi, Joshua, and Anna-Marie) and my two little nieces (Chastlyn and Andie) and their mother (Crystal).  The youngest is Andie at 5 years old and the oldest is Malachi at 14 years old.  So the other day one of the kids asked what are wieners made out of.  Crystal said they are made out of pig parts.  All the kids started saying ewwww and that's gross and the five year old says you mean private parts like wooyaa's (which is her word for the boy parts).  LOL!!!!  That was sooooo funny because she was dead serious.  She was looking at me like all this time I've been eating pig wooyaa's.  LOL.


Today, Crystal was talking about how mean the kids were but they had been good for the last few days except for Andie being so aggravating.  Andie says "I'M NOT MEAN!!!!"  Crystal said "I beg to differ."  Andie answers, "huh uh, I big the dipper."  OMG..... Now that's funny.


Tonight at church the young kids class had their christmas program.  They were sooooo cute and they all did wonderful.  They did a play and danced to the song "Gloria."  My cousin's little boy (lil' man) was in the dance and he made the funniest faces the whole time he was dancing and when he would get tired he would just lean up against the altar and put his hands on his hips, like "I'm done with this."  LOL.  I wish everyone could have been there to see it and if I had taped it I would have attached the video to this post. 


Some great stories.  I hope you enjoy.  MERRY CHRISTmas!!!!!

 

 Crystal and Andie (above)                Chastly and Anna (right)

Malachi, Joshua, Anna, Chastlyn, and Andie (above)

I couldn't find a pic of Lil' Man or the boys by themselves, my computer was recently wiped out and I was only able to save a few pics.

I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, everyone, what's up!!!!!!!!!!!!  Sorry it has been so long but I had a bit of a rough time, had my Internet cut off and went through a bit of a low point and my creativity had turned to bitterness and a self-indulged pity party.  You really didn't want to hear what I had to say during my little episode so I kept it to myself.  I'm back full force now, still not a hundred percent in other areas but my mind is back in the right place so I thought I could come back and get it back started.  I have been substituting for Cleveland County Schools and that has been a great experience.  I have three more classes and I will have completed my Master's in Education with a 4.0.  That's right I'm graduating with honors.  WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!  Thought I would let everyone know what I have been up to and let you know that you got more to look forward to.  I hope everyone has been doing great and I hope you have a wonderful CHRISTmas!!!!!!!!!!



I already know life is deep....but I still dig her.