I have a friend....

          How many stories do you have that start with those words.  I have a friend who.... or I have a friend that..... and so on and so forth.  Well I have about  a million of them but I wanna talk about a particular friend that I have that I think you will find very amusing.  After you read some of the stories about him your question will be:  Why do you keep hanging around this guy?  Well for reasons that are unexplained I have to hang out with him quite often and we just have to leave it at that.  So I'm just going to give you a few examples of how he really burns me up and pushes my buttons.  The first thing is that he lies about everything.  It is crazy he will just make up stuff for no apparent reason.  The other day we were riding and he saw a low rider truck in a driveway.  It was really sweet and was the kind that looked like the bed was separated from the cab because of the hydraulics.  He said did you see the way that thing was sitting and I said yes.  He said the axle is broke that is why it's sitting like that.  He done that going over railroad tracks to fast.  Now you know me so I said, really and you can tell all that just by passing it on the road.  haha.  He said no I know that guy I was there when he done it, he said he wouldn't have the money to get it fixed for a long time so it was just gonna have to sit in his driveway.  Just to let you know I passed by there today and the truck was gone, he must have gotten the money sooner than he thought.
           Here is another one for you.  We ride around a lot and my phone is always dying.  So I stopped and bought a car charger for my phone.  I got in the car, plugged it up, and started charging my phone.  We went to Wal-Mart, I unplugged my phone and we got out of the car and went in.  When coming back out to the car he got in, plugged his phone into my new charger, and just set back like everything was all right.  OMG.  I can't express my anger in words right now but just know that I am sitting here typing with my blood pressure elevated and my face red. 
          Ohhhhhh I'm not done yet, if that wasn't bad enough about 3 days later he bought himself a new phone, which is a story in itself.  (He gets paid monthly and every month he buys a new phone with a new number, OMG who does that).  So anyway I pick him up and I'm listening to my pump up music, which is lil Wayne the Carter IV CD, and he gets into the car and turns my music down so that he can blare the music that he has downloaded to his new phone.  AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.  At this point I started looking for a bridge that would be easy to drive off of. 
          And that's not all but this will be the last one for this blog.  This dude is nasty like don't shower, wears the same clothes all the time, don't brush his teeth and I've even talked to him about it and it does noooooo good.  I am keeping the febreeze company in business hahahaha.  He constantly runs me around all over the place and doesn't tell me where all he needs to go at the beginning so I could plan the trip to go to the places in order to save gas.  He will be on one side of town and tell me he needs to go somewhere on the other side of town and when we get there he remembers that he needed to go somewhere back on the other side of town.  OMG.  HOW MUCH MORE CAN I TAKE.  LOL.