The Things People Say

          Ok everyonce in a while some one will say something that is so stupid that it has to be noted.  Here are a few examples I would love for you to read.  You will see these from time to time.  So before my wife and I were married we dated for a long time.  One time when we were about 18 we took a trip to Gatlinburg, TN.  She had been out of NC but it was when she was a small kid.  She had not been out of the state during her adult life.  So on the way she was asking me questions about where we were going and what roads we were taking and blah, blah, blah.  We kept seeing signs that would say Knoxville, TN so many miles or Gatlinburg, TN so many miles and different city signs in TN.  I swear she looked over at me and said, "hey baby there are a lot of Tennesees aren't there.  LOL LOL.  OMG that's funny.  Another time when we were buying a van, I asked the salesman who would take car of the tag and title.  He said that he would take care of all that and give me a 30 day tag to put on the van until my permenant tag got here.  So then I asked him how long would it take for the permenant tag to get back and he said about three weeks.  When he said that my wife got a little panicy and said, "OMG how long does a thirty day tag last."  HAHAHAHAHA.  My dad was there and he said real calmly "uh thirty days."  hahaha. 
          About a year ago I was in Gaffney and getting gas and there was a black guy pumping gas in his car behind me.  Another black guy came by and knew the other guy and started talking to him.  They asked about each other's family for a few minutes, then the guy that had walked up said how is your mom doing.  The guy pumping gas said, "oh she is fine, other than she on dialysis now."  The other guy said, "oh man, I'm sorry to hear that."  The guy pumping gas said, "yeah, I just took her this morning to be dialyzed."  LOL, OMG, that is freaking hahalarious. 
          One more and we will call an end to this one.  The other day I was riding with my client and he said, "I was wondering if you ever heard of my best friend."  Is that funny or what.  I mean that is great.  "I was WONDERING if you ever HEARD of my best friend."  That is crazy.  SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
Until next time.